Is your stomach uptight
Having trouble sleeping at night
Don't fret dear, it's only old age




Is it sports that excite him
Not you with the light dim
Don't fret dear, it's only old age




Is his hair line receding
You need glasses for reading
Don't fret dear, it's only old age





Does your body give you pain
Especially when there's rain
Don't fret dear, it's only old age




Does your tub have a grab bar
And you teeth a jar
Don't fret dear, it's only old age




Is it pills you keep popping
And things you're always dropping
Don't fret dear, it's only old age




Is your blood pressure high
And they can't find out why
Don't fret dear, it's only old age





So don't get upset
This is as good as it gets
Don't fret dear, it's only old age