Grandpa is getting grumpy
In his old age
Or is grandpa going
through another stage?





He seems to be complaining
About a lot of things today
It seems like there is nothing
That seems to go his way





When he starts his car
He grows a pair of horns
And all the other drivers
Grandpa truly scorns





Everyone is a crook
Out to get his money
But he doesn't have any
And that's what's real funny





All of the politicians
Are a bunch of crooks
And according to him
There hiding in every nook





But really grandpa has
A big soft old heart
And all of us love him
With him we wouldn't part