Where is my computor,
the poor little guy.
If UPS lost him,
I'm going to cry.



I shipped him south,
for my Mother to use.
But where he is now,
I don't have a clue.



Her apartment number,
I forgot to put on it.
When the driver saw this,
he probably had a fit.



Didn't make any difference,
her phone# was on it.
The people that handled it,
are really unfit.



Must of been to much work,
they didn't call and ask.
Instead they decided just,
to ship him back.



Now my poor little guy,
has been traveling for awhile.
Darn that UPS,
this whole thing has been a trial.



After he gets back, here
they'll ship him south again.
Poor little computer,
will never be the same.



Its hard for a computer,
to be bounced back and forth.
I wish I'd just kept him,
with me in the North.