Get well real soon
Other people need your room
We can't wait to get you back
You don't need any quack





Sticking needles in your butt
Poking fingers in your gut
And that gown they gave to you
Giving all a real good view





But worst of all is that food
It can make you come ungluded
And the germs you can catch
They can kill you in a snap





So hurry up get well soon
We'll grab a beer at the saloon