The Irish are coming, they soon will be seen
Just watch for those wearing the color of green
Irish whisky and coffee, and green colored beer
Leprechauns waving shamrocks will also be here





They're looking for parties where whisky is plenty
There's one going on at the house of McGinty
There's others at Reilly's, O'Toole and McBean's
Such fun and festivities, like you've never seen.





Then over at Murphy's, the tone became louder
Someone had thrown overalls into the chowder.
Let us go to O'Leary's; They're expecting us now
But avoid the old barn, and beware of the cow.





Flannigan and Dugan had argued all night
No one was at fault; they just loved a good fight.
Then McGinnis and Morgan jumped into the fray
A good way to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day.