My gosh, I can't beleive it
I had a real bad day
Everything I did went wrong
And nothing went my way



I was caught in a bad storm
Got water all over the floor
And I had to wipe it up
It was really quite a chore



Then I snagged my nylons
On that darn office chair
And wouldn't you just know it
They were a brand new pair



I was taking my boss some letters
So I could get them in the mail
I was so busy looking at them
I stepped into a garbage pail



As I walked into the office
Some books fell on my head
It gave me such a headache
They must be made of lead




Then I climbed up a ladder
And as it would be my luck
The ladder slipped from under me
Then I landed on my butt



I was hanging something on the bulletin board
When the thing fell off the wall
Now this was really too much
I headed to the washroom to bawl



I walked out of the ladies room
With toilet paper stuck to my shoe
Everyone started laughing and
I didn't know what to do

It's been a very long day
The clock is ticking so slow
With what this day had to offer
I sure am feeling low