I remember it only to well,
when I started on the net.
Everything was Greek to me,
and I really used to fret.



But I had a lot of friends,
who helped me on my way.
If it wasn't for those friends of mine,
I wouldn't be online today.



Something that really frightened me,
it kept popping up on my screen.
Was something that I'm sure,
you all yourselves have seen.



It was an error message, saying;
you have preformed and illegal act.
Then it promptly bumped me off,
that really made me react.



I'd shut my doors and pull the blinds,
then sit in my chair and shake.
I can't tell you how many night,
this kept me awake.



Every time I heard the doorbell ring,
I really expected to see.
The police standing at my door,
sure they'd come to get me.



Oh my gosh, she must be dumb,
your thinking this I'm sure.
But no, I'm just loosing it,
the more that I mature.