Now Granny has a habit,
that really is quite bad.
When she gets behind a wheel,
she acts like she's gone mad.



Racing down the highway,
doing 90 as she goes,
weaving in and out of traffic
she thinks she is a pro.



One night when she was driving,
this light behind her glowed.
Granny didn't stop till,
it drove her off the road.




They put her in a lineup,
and she was picked out as the one.
Who drove the getaway car,
she said, but it was just for fun.



She was brought to the courthouse,
to determine her fate.



She pleaded with the judge,
but he said it was to late.



Now Granny has a number,
she won't be driving much.
By the time she gets out,
she will have lost her touch.