There was this man
who was named Harry.
He worked in a office
as a private secretary.



Now Harry really liked clothes,
and he dressed very well.
The women always told him,
he looked real swell.



He kept his clothes pressed,
and clean, he always looked perk.
In spite of the fact, he only owned
2 suits 3 ties and a shirt.



One day he was looking through the files,
when his tie got caught.
Ripping it in half, 2 inches
from the knott.



The next day while he was typing,
again his tie got caught.
and this one too was ruined,
on it was a big ink spot.



Well, the following day, the fax machine
grabbed his tie, around his throat.
Words that came out of his mouth
I'm sure not going to quote.
Now as you know, Harry
only had 3 ties.
So after that, he had no more
and everyone thought that was wise.



On Fathers day, his daughter
bought him a new one.
He wore it to work, he didn't care
when his peers, at him poked fun.