Oh my gosh, my husband said
its that time of month again
with fear written on his face
he looks at me, like I'm insane



Don't know what his problem is
why does he slink like that
you'd think I'd grown hair
and turned into a rat



Now I admit that I get PMS
but I'm really not that bad
just because I cry a lot
doesn't mean that I'm really sad



I’m like everyone else
sometimes I do get mad
maybe I throw a dish or two
but I miss him, he should be glad



So what if I scream a little
its really not a big deal
he's the one who makes me
Oh, he's such a heel



Today I bought a new dress
when I walked out, wearing it
I knew what he was thinking
that really doesn’t fit



Sometimes, I want to leave him
but this plan I always dismiss
most the time he’s a good guy
others, he does things like this



I don't know why he behaves this way
but it always follows a trend
he always seems to act this way
every time I get my friend



When everything is back to normal
I really do love my man
I don't want to fight with him
I have a much better plan