There was a woman named Ruth
who really was long on the tooth
she had lots of hair,
sticking out everywhere
and a face that would stop a clock too.



Along comes this man named Hue,
with a head like a bowling ball cue.
His stomach is protruded,
his eyes are deluded
and he is as fat as a pig in a pen.



Now he spots this woman named Ruth,
who's really long in the tooth.



His heart starts to pound,
and he spins around
cupid hits him to the roots.



So he says to this woman Ruth,
who's really long in the tooth
will you be my bride?
To which she replied
o yes, o yes yes, then she cried.



Then he marries this woman named Ruth.
Now I'm going to tell you the truth,
a stranger pair you'd not find.
But they're both really kind and it's
a pleasure to know them to boot.